⚠ TOP SECRET ⚠
CLASSIFIED

COVFEFE-9

THE CLASSIFIED SPACESHIP

They didn't want you to see it. We found it anyway.
The most tremendous, the most bigly rocket ship in the history of rockets. Maybe ever.

$COVFEFE-9 Β·CLASSIFIED Β·TO THE MOON Β· DECLASSIFIED Β·TREMENDOUS GAINS Β·πŸš€ Β· NO COLLUSION Β·MADE IN AMERICA Β·BIGLY Β· COVFEFE Β·ETH MAINNET Β·
Trump piloting the COVFEFE-9 spaceship
[ FIG. 1 β€” RECOVERED FROM AREA 45 ]
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People are saying it's the best spaceship ever built. Nobody's seen anything like it.
β€” UNNAMED SOURCE, allegedly

πŸ“‚ CLASSIFIED INTEL: FILE #COVFEFE-9

DECLASSIFIED

On [REDACTED], 2017, at 3:12 AM, a single tweet appeared: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe". The world laughed. The tweet was deleted. The mission was not.

Our sources confirm β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ was the codename for a top-secret space program. A spaceship so classified, so bigly, that even the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ didn't know about it.

Now, after years of suppression by β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ, the truth is finally on-chain.

β€” ANONYMOUS SOURCE, probably a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

πŸ’° TOKENOMICS (TREMENDOUS)

The best tokenomics. Everybody says so.

1,000,000,000,000
TOTAL SUPPLY

One trillion. A beautiful number. Some say the most beautiful.

0 / 0
BUY / SELL TAX

Zero tax. No taxes. Tremendous.

100%
LP LOCKED & BURNED

Rugs are for carpets. Not us.

∞
MEME POTENTIAL

Measured in covfefe per second.

πŸ›°οΈ MISSION CONTROL: ROADMAP

Phase 45. Because obviously.

PHASE 1: LIFTOFF πŸš€
  • Deploy on Ethereum Mainnet
  • Website (you're on it β€” looking tremendous)
  • Ignite Twitter / X rocket boosters
  • 1,000 holders achieved
PHASE 2: ORBIT 🌍
  • CoinGecko & CoinMarketCap listings
  • Trending on DexTools
  • First meme goes viral (bigly)
  • 10,000 astronauts onboarded
PHASE 3: MOON πŸŒ•
  • Tier-1 exchange listings
  • Merch drop (red hats optional)
  • Build actual giant inflatable COVFEFE-9
  • 100,000 holders
PHASE 4: MARS-A-LAGO πŸ”΄
  • Buy Mars
  • Rename it Mars-A-Lago
  • Make Mars Great Again
  • Billion dollar market cap

πŸ›’ HOW TO ACQUIRE $COVFEFE-9

01

Get a Wallet

Download MetaMask or any Ethereum wallet. Don't lose your seed phrase. Seriously. Don't.

02

Fund it with ETH

Buy ETH on Coinbase, Binance, or anywhere. Send it to your wallet. Easy.

03

Swap on Uniswap

Head to Uniswap, paste the contract below, and swap ETH for $COVFEFE-9. Welcome aboard, astronaut.

04

HODL to Mars-A-Lago

Diamond hands only. Weak hands get left in orbit.

CONTRACT ADDRESS: 0x5a51b43382fdd6f4832f6b3a252191b4e4fa78d8

πŸ“° WHAT THE EXPERTS ARE SAYING

Quotes definitely not made up. Probably.

"I've never seen a spaceship like this. The hair, the engineering, the gold trim β€” it's perfect. I shouldn't be telling you this."

β€” A NASA Engineer (allegedly fired the next day)
⚠ LEAKED MEMO

"We tracked an unidentified golden object orbiting at 88,888 mph. It calls itself COVFEFE-9. It will not respond to standard hails."

β€” NORAD Internal Communication

"It just appeared in the sky. We thought it was a giant Cheeto. It wasn't. It was tremendous."

β€” Eyewitness, Cleveland, OH

"After extensive analysis, we have officially classified COVFEFE-9 as extremely bigly. This is not an endorsement."

β€” The Pentagon (quote later denied)

"I sold my house. I sold my car. My wife left me. I am up 47x. I have made the right choices."

β€” @astronaut1776, Telegram

"The aliens have refused to comment but were observed nodding approvingly when shown the chart."

β€” Anonymous Area 51 Watcher

"It went up. Then it went up more. Then it went up again. I don't make the rules."

β€” Senior Chart Analyst (paraphrased)
⭐ 10/10

"Would HODL again. Possibly the most tremendous rocket-themed financial instrument I have personally orbited."

β€” Jeff B., possibly Bezos

❓ FREQUENTLY COVFEFED QUESTIONS

Is this financial advice?

Absolutely not. This is a meme coin. DYOR. Only ape what you can afford to lose.

What does COVFEFE even mean?

Nobody knows. That's the point. Some say it means "covering fake news." Others say it's a portal to the fourth dimension. We say it means 100x.

Is Donald Trump actually involved?

No. This is a parody meme coin. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, or any political entity.

Why a spaceship?

Because rockets go up. And up is where we're going.

When moon?

Soon. Tremendously soon.