THE CLASSIFIED SPACESHIP
They didn't want you to see it. We found it anyway.
The most tremendous, the most bigly rocket ship in the history of rockets. Maybe ever.
On [REDACTED], 2017, at 3:12 AM, a single tweet appeared: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe". The world laughed. The tweet was deleted. The mission was not.
Our sources confirm ββββββββββββ was the codename for a top-secret space program. A spaceship so classified, so bigly, that even the ββββββ didn't know about it.
Now, after years of suppression by ββββ ββββ ββββ, the truth is finally on-chain.
β ANONYMOUS SOURCE, probably a ββββ
The best tokenomics. Everybody says so.
One trillion. A beautiful number. Some say the most beautiful.
Zero tax. No taxes. Tremendous.
Rugs are for carpets. Not us.
Measured in covfefe per second.
Phase 45. Because obviously.
Download MetaMask or any Ethereum wallet. Don't lose your seed phrase. Seriously. Don't.
Buy ETH on Coinbase, Binance, or anywhere. Send it to your wallet. Easy.
Head to Uniswap, paste the contract below, and swap ETH for $COVFEFE-9. Welcome aboard, astronaut.
Diamond hands only. Weak hands get left in orbit.
0x5a51b43382fdd6f4832f6b3a252191b4e4fa78d8
Photos the Deep Stateβ’ tried to bury.
Quotes definitely not made up. Probably.
"I've never seen a spaceship like this. The hair, the engineering, the gold trim β it's perfect. I shouldn't be telling you this."
"We tracked an unidentified golden object orbiting at 88,888 mph. It calls itself COVFEFE-9. It will not respond to standard hails."
"It just appeared in the sky. We thought it was a giant Cheeto. It wasn't. It was tremendous."
"After extensive analysis, we have officially classified COVFEFE-9 as extremely bigly. This is not an endorsement."
"I sold my house. I sold my car. My wife left me. I am up 47x. I have made the right choices."
"The aliens have refused to comment but were observed nodding approvingly when shown the chart."
"It went up. Then it went up more. Then it went up again. I don't make the rules."
"Would HODL again. Possibly the most tremendous rocket-themed financial instrument I have personally orbited."
Absolutely not. This is a meme coin. DYOR. Only ape what you can afford to lose.
Nobody knows. That's the point. Some say it means "covering fake news." Others say it's a portal to the fourth dimension. We say it means 100x.
No. This is a parody meme coin. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, or any political entity.
Because rockets go up. And up is where we're going.
Soon. Tremendously soon.